Bold. Unapologetic. Hilarious.
Premium tees that say what everyone's thinking.
Each design is printed on premium heavyweight cotton. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to start conversations.
It started as a joke between friends. Someone said "just eat ass" and someone else drew a donkey on a napkin. The rest is history.
We're not trying to be deep. We're trying to make you laugh. Every shirt features our beloved donkey mascot because — well — a donkey is literally called an ass. The double meaning is the whole point.
Premium quality, printed in the USA, shipped to your door. Wear it to the bar, the gym, family dinner (if you dare), or just around the house. We don't judge.
Our tees run true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34-36 | 28 | 8 |
| M | 38-40 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 42-44 | 30 | 9 |
| XL | 46-48 | 31 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 50-52 | 32 | 10 |
| 3XL | 54-56 | 33 | 10.5 |
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